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HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made
plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought
he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but
he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was
wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my
fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to
do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he
simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior. I don't know why he didn't say "I love
you, too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes
later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded
to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that
he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere
else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.
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HIS DIARY
I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but
at least I got laid.
Just one more example of how difficult communication can be between men and women. LOL
I don't get it. This poor guy has a bad game on the course, and his wife doesn't even sympathize with him, this isn't funny, it's very serious!